What happens when Bobby partakes in dollar drink night

Ah, drunken communication. Whether it be an e-mail, voicemail, or im, it never fails to be hilarious. Thank you Bobby, for last night's fantastic conversation. Amongst the spatterings of "uoj'ire hot", "usre neaitutofi;" and "o likre uoi're hair" there were a few other gems I wanted to share because well, they're absolutely hilarious.

orangeBC: I think my head just we,l on tha keypaod

orangeBC: nny cameltowe itches

orangeBC: if e'd kissyt girls when i was 16, ud' br myt firsty chosie
orangeBC: soemtimes i crry at night because my frist kiss was some bitch from michigan andddd noty you
orangeBC: but still
orangeBC: i'm rdurnk now and I still wouldn't kiss alan
orangeBC: but TYOY did!!!!

yip23: ok, i'm going to get ready for bed, unless you have more funny things to say to me
orangeBC: me thunny things
orangeBC: i 've nothing of the sotrt
orangeBC: id' rather draw di ks on thomas's face

orangeBC: you're a beautfiul girl
yip23: thanks bobby
yip23: i'll talk to you soon
orangeBC: you're as beautiful girl
orangeBC: nice boobs too
orangeBC: and lips
yip23: thanks
yip23: you've told me that already
orangeBC: you're the total package
yip23: haha
yip23: thanks
orangeBC: like lezx luger
yip23: lex luther?
yip23: superman's nemesis?
orangeBC: no
orangeBC: ]lex luger wasa wrestler
yip23: oh
yip23: the total package
orangeBC: yes!
yip23: well, thanks for comparing me to a wrestler
orangeBC: you're way hottter
orangeBC: he's a drug attict

orangeBC: you have nice lips too
orangeBC: like face lips
yip23: face lips?
orangeBC: not puss lipe
orangeBC: I haven't seen them
yip23: hahahahaha
orangeBC: probably won't
yip23: oh my god
orangeBC: jewgod~!
orangeBC: vecayse you believe in a jew god
orangeBC: goodnight

orangeBC: is away at 11:49:42 PM.
yip23: goodnight
Auto response from orangeBC: i live jewgods and hen allen's hot boobs

Ah, the memories

The annual 2623 holiday party was on Saturday. It was great to see all of my friends and I'm pretty sure that I had a good time, but don't remember about 3 hours of the night. I didn't hear any embarrassing stories about me, so I must have kept all of my clothes on, unlike that one episode of "Step by Step" when Dana got drunk and took her shirt off while dancing on a coffee table. I attempted to piece the night back together by talking to my friends and looking at pictures, but am still at a loss.

I think this picture sums things up pretty well.

Roommate idiosyncrasies

Now, I don't want to put up some laundry list of how much my roommate sucks, because he doesn't. But, he does do some weird things that deserve mentioning. I only hope to discover more soon.

1. He never poops. Let me take that back, he wants me to think that he never poops. The toilet seat is ALWAYS up. Now, this is by no means a complaint about that because I could give a shit (hahahaha, no pun intended) but it is up ALL the time. No matter how long he is in the bathroom for, no matter how badly it smells, he puts the seat back up. I have a dad and a brother and I have never experienced this before. And isn't is usually GIRLS that pretend they don't poop?

2. He takes ridiculously long showers. Now, there are some people who pamper themselves in the shower but I could shampoo, condition, wash, AND shave my hairy legs in the time that he takes to shower. Maybe he has a similar routine, you think? No, he does not. He uses 2-in-1 shampoo and a bar of soap. His disposable razors are kept in the medicine cabinet. (Plus he's 20, he doesn't sprout much facial hair). My only guess is that he's choking one off, which makes me want to wear flip flops into my own shower.

That's all I have for now, only two. Maybe he'll get weirder.